cosmo sex tip #935- When you’re about to cum, moan gently in her ear, “Gratata.. Swag bitch.” This ensures orgasm for you and her.
It was porn money
Whenever you talk to natalee call her swag papi or she won’t respond.
I only surround myself with people who understand that sometimes I am sad and that that sadness is not a reflection of them and there are parts of my life that aren’t about them. There is no room for anybody who can’t comprehend that my heavy heart is mine to carry and that I will sometimes struggle, but want space instead of help. Give me space to carry my weight. Do not give me guilt. Do not ask me to explain. If I’m walking from room to room turning off the lights it is because I want to have the darkness for awhile. Do not attempt to turn my lights back on when I’m trying to have my darkness. Let me have it.
im so pro-selfie like there are so many bigger problems in the world than girls who think theyre pretty
one of those problems is girls who dont think they’re pretty
honest to god teared up when I listened to Six Six Six simply because of how emotional I got that Andy Hull was apart of it and I was so happy that two of my favourites had teamed up for something great
Max’s new new-wavy wavy haircut I gave him. (Taken with Instagram)
are those swerve emojis xx
autographs are $5 please, $500 to hmu
NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY
This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.