I’ve gone to the DMV twice to get my ID and both times I have left empty handed, the first time was because they can’t use a copy of my birth certificate, the second because my name and my social don’t match so it can’t be completed and I want to take it as a sign that I’m not meant to be American and I am supposed to migrate to Canada.
Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza
- Me: So I heard you like water.
- Me: That's good. Means you already like 70% of me.