iheartmyart:

Milimbo Libros

shitfestcomic:

#105

*shooty fingers*

I’ve gone to the DMV twice to get my ID and both times I have left empty handed, the first time was because they can’t use a copy of my birth certificate, the second because my name and my social don’t match so it can’t be completed and I want to take it as a sign that I’m not meant to be American and I am supposed to migrate to Canada.

#at first glance i thought this was a futuristic forrest gump #my mother never told me that life was like a box of chocolates because that is illogical

farahbear:

was that a horcrux

danbutt:

• no
• one
• cares
• that
• you
• queued
• that
• post

fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

God knows how that looked.

andrewpauldost:

i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza

• Me: So I heard you like water.
• Me: That's good. Means you already like 70% of me.